Who is a good boi?

I like it more when they start making sounds

Ah yes, the early call warning siren.

Ah yes, to have friends that call you

What is that strange word you are using? Friends? Explain please

Friends are like enemies, except for you can not depend on them.

I get telemarketers to hang up first by acting more needy.

I start flirting with them, works every time

Since you already have my number, can I haz yours?

Nah you're too needy

Perhaps next time I’ll be drunk and buy your scam thingy!