exhausted

Those are rookie numbers, got to “pump” up them numbers.

What is that? That's nothing.

Respect. Someday, 10Gag will allow meme responses

I keep trying to swipe right….

Research shows that jerking off up to 10 times a day can reduce the risk for prostate cancer. *thinks* I'll have to reduce drastically.

My friends, I have a solution: you must use lubricant. You won't feel sore at all. And you can even pick warming lube, it feels amazing.